Just over one week out from the world's greatest tournament the tension is set to erupt in a scandal that's been dubbed "playergate". A source close to the player selection committee says it all stemmed from a leaked memo between leading New Zealand businesses in the design, property and investment fields. An allegation that new player nominations were based on golfing prowess … [Read more...]
New Jug Rules Welcome
JWMGC sergeant-at-arms Sonof has put an end to the 750ml and 800ml weak excuses that have been passing as jug skulls in recent years. “Thanks to the good ole boys at HANZ I have a couple of pristine condition 1125ml glass jugs. Will they be in luggage for Palmy? you bet. Will they be used to enforce jug skulls for those that are worthy? I wouldn't bet against it". Sonof … [Read more...]
When Harry met Fabio
The honeymoon looks to be well and truly over for newlywed Harold Ange Bonning. Orientation rumours had always dogged the accountant with blonde highlights and a move to the chuff capital of Sydney didn’t help. A marriage in 2006 helped quiet the chatter but it now appears that Harold is back to his old tricks cruising the man web. Bonning thought his dreams had come true … [Read more...]
Gerondis Retires
Newbie golfer Costa "Karlos, DJ to the Stars" Gerondis officially announced his Johnny Woodpecker retirement after making only one appearance and shotting a tournament high 139 (77 over par). Gerondis, widely regarded as New Zealand's worst golfer, said he had decided to retire because of the wear and tear that two days of playing had taken on his body. "I've been backwards … [Read more...]
2002 Champion Speaks Out
Former champion Chris Wagstaff has spoken out today in an arranged press conference amid growing concern that he will be considering boycotting the tournament. Wagstaff, along with many other senior pros are considering the boycott in protest against the new handicap system implemented by the AWHC. In reference to Alan Hucks, who has been affected the most by handicap … [Read more...]