As fletcher challenge would say if you have a problem throw money at it, if it's still a problem you haven't thrown enough at it. Please submit application to join the Falcons - you know you want to. J.R Ewing Stokes "I see desperation… a pleading cry from the only team never to have won the trophy… a last chance call from a new, some say final, captain to stave … [Read more...]
Minor becomes a Major
By A. Nonu-Mouse Tweet: Rumours of Magpies captain and vice-captain no-shows for day two of JWMGC 2016. IS TRUMPAIN ABOUT TO ABANDON PARTY? In the biggest pot-call-kettle move in the history of JWMGC, rumours are beginning to surface that Magpies skipper and presidential candidate Simon Trumpmain will not front on day two of the 2016 classic. If that’s not enough to tear a … [Read more...]
Where is Roly Poly Oly?
The Truth Behind the Woodpecker XVII Debarcle If playing a Woodpecker during the World Cup cricket quarterfinals was a wave, then the truth about the organisation is a tsunami. It can now be revealed from sources in Napier that Woodpecker WVII is about to become the worst in living memory. The truth behind the debacle that is Woodpecker XVII with real concerns mounting … [Read more...]
What a Load Of
Bollocks ~ A highly flexible term commonly used by the English. 1. something rubbish 2. a falsehood or series of lies 3. something great 4. the best possible 5. testicles 6. exclamation on making a error. 7. toe inflammation from cheap wine 8. the Hawx greatest ever player 9. the winner of JWMGC 2015 So much can happen in a few years - just ask Mike Pollock. The … [Read more...]
The Hawx Secret Revealed
How did the Hawx manage their first ever win after years of being losers? What did David Ogilivy have to do with their new brand name? How could one man use brand awareness to achieve enormous success with hillbillies? How did Fraser Holland get so far with so little? The truth has NOTHING to do with all of the above . . Let's go back in time to 2013. March 17 … [Read more...]