Magpie Pride Coming in at number 5 is Magpie Pride. Year in year out, the annual handicapping system is announced and a doorway for those that haven't won the Woodpecker before opens a little bit wider. Fraser Moors came up with a scheme that would reward those long serving players with an additional handicap shot each year up to a maximum of 36 (at which time you become … [Read more...]
An Ode to Golf
A golf course is merely land being primed for high end residential real estate and a lifestyle investment for the mega wealthy (or soon to be mega wealthy). Everyone knows that to be successful in life you have to have bigger and better things than everyone else and your house is certainly no exception. Teaching the Sytherins how to manage wealth has been an exercise in … [Read more...]
Concerns Mount over Woodpecker XIV
In a stunning revelation we can reveal the truth behind the debarcle that is the organisation for the forthcoming Woodpecker XVI. Concerns continue to mount over the health of champ Harry "where's me farken trophy" Bonning as he continues his daily cocktail of a slab of VB and Coke. As rumours of a rebel tour gain traction, it can be revealed that Messrs Horsley, Stokes and … [Read more...]
Focus on Simon Whoever
Has given up being coached for 3 months prior to a Woodpecker Has given up selling leaky homes Has given up KFC The best player that will never will a Woodpecker? … [Read more...]
New Breed of Hawx
There's a new breed of firetrucker Hawk in town and given that the 2013 Woodpecker will be in their back garden they have spared no expense with the release of their new signage. … [Read more...]