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Sex Change Rumours Confirmed

March 2, 2008 by woodleynz Leave a Comment

08walkintonPart-time JWMGC competitor and regular cross-dresser Paul Walkinton has confirmed rumours that he will be applying to compete as Paulette Walkinton in 2009. In a thinly-veiled communication referring to work commitments on the Asian continent it appears the high-handicapper from Hunterville is actually going through with the full chop and bore procedure in late March 2008.

JWMGC eligibility coordinator R. U. Truly lamented the warning signs had been there for all to see. “Sporadic appearances, non-appearances clashing with Sydney Mardi Gras, a white Range Rover. It was all so predictable. Maybe even preventable”.

Truly said he couldn’t find anything in the constitution about players having to be a certain gender but that any dodgy applicants would be scutinised closely. “JWMGC is well known for its robust doping tests but in 2009 I might just have to make the urine test include a distance requirement”.

Truly said it was too early to say if estrogen testing would be comuplsory in 2009.

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